Last Sunday at the Landover Baptist Church the pastor introduced a celebrity visitor who went by the name "Flying Spaghetti Monster". He didn't make a lot of noise but he had this meatball head and spaghetti hair and a T-shirt that read "FSM". I'm still not sure who he is or what he was doing at our church. Maybe just looking for God? Does anyone know him?
Who is the Flying Spaghetti Monster and why was he at my church last Sunday?
You haven't heard? Didn't the pastor explain? The Baptists and Pastafarians are merging. Don't worry though; there won't be any big changes. The sacramental wine will be replaced with beer and Baptisms will be performed with spaghetti sauce, however. Oh yes, and "Amen", it will be replaced "Ramen" after prayers. May you be touched by His Noodly Appendage.
Who is the Flying Spaghetti Monster and why was he at my church last Sunday?
Its been forever. i haven't seen the flying spaghetti monster in forevers...
Who is the Flying Spaghetti Monster and why was he at my church last Sunday?
He was probably Touching your congregation with His Noodly Appendage. RAmen.
Who is the Flying Spaghetti Monster and why was he at my church last Sunday?
I doubt if he was looking for god.
Who is the Flying Spaghetti Monster and why was he at my church last Sunday?
Must have been one of those Spaghetti Dinners.
Who is the Flying Spaghetti Monster and why was he at my church last Sunday?
Maybe he was the guest of honor at their potluck supper.
Who is the Flying Spaghetti Monster and why was he at my church last Sunday?
He's got a thing for you, Mrs Donna. That's why he was there.
You sexy thing, you!
Who is the Flying Spaghetti Monster and why was he at my church last Sunday?
And just how did you know it was a "he?" Show and tell?
Or do you assume all those with meatball heads are males?
Who is the Flying Spaghetti Monster and why was he at my church last Sunday?
he is a god
he was showing himself so you would all know he exists
and loves to feed you
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