HELP ME SOLVE THE MYSTERY PLEASE: Why in the name of the Universe did I add "Ivanka Trump"

Am I trying to buy Real Estate at a discount?

Am I hoping to appear on The Apprentice?

Am I star struck?

Do I feel more important inside, knowing I'm hopelessly associated with a "celebrity閳ユ獨" avatar/picture?

Am I being surreptitiously manipulated by Y!A propaganda?

Am I becoming a puppet in Donald閳ユ獨 insidious Master Play?

Is it her hair?

Am I waiting for her to call me or pick me from the crowd?

Am I desperately in love?

Is it her 閳ユ競abe factor閳?

Am I hoping to marry into fame and fortune?

Is it her dad's comb-over?

Is it a Rosie O. curse?

WHY? WHY? WHY did I stoop so LOW?

WHY do I have Ivanka Trump as a Contact??? :-)

HELP ME SOLVE THE MYSTERY PLEASE: Why in the name of the Universe did I add "Ivanka Trump" as a Contact?

you were just having a p-brane moment!...lol

HELP ME SOLVE THE MYSTERY PLEASE: Why in the name of the Universe did I add "Ivanka Trump" as a Contact?

It is all of the above. Maybe you were drunk at the time too. It's okay, you can delete contacts. ;)

HELP ME SOLVE THE MYSTERY PLEASE: Why in the name of the Universe did I add "Ivanka Trump" as a Contact?

You can always take her off, and I suggest you do. It seems to cause you a lot of distress. Maybe it's the celebrity thing.

HELP ME SOLVE THE MYSTERY PLEASE: Why in the name of the Universe did I add "Ivanka Trump" as a Contact?

what????

HELP ME SOLVE THE MYSTERY PLEASE: Why in the name of the Universe did I add "Ivanka Trump" as a Contact?

because you're male that has a penis. obviously that rules your logic.

HELP ME SOLVE THE MYSTERY PLEASE: Why in the name of the Universe did I add "Ivanka Trump" as a Contact?

lol!, just block her\

http://answers.yahoo.com/question/index;...

HELP ME SOLVE THE MYSTERY PLEASE: Why in the name of the Universe did I add "Ivanka Trump" as a Contact?

Isnt it Ivana Trump and not Ivanka Trump?

Well,whatever...maybe you just wanted to do something different for a change by adding her...Who know,we dont,it your mind,not ours!

HELP ME SOLVE THE MYSTERY PLEASE: Why in the name of the Universe did I add "Ivanka Trump" as a Contact?

im gonna go with the desperate one lol

HELP ME SOLVE THE MYSTERY PLEASE: Why in the name of the Universe did I add "Ivanka Trump" as a Contact?

I think because she is a very famous person and you like the idea of her as a contact.

HELP ME SOLVE THE MYSTERY PLEASE: Why in the name of the Universe did I add "Ivanka Trump" as a Contact?

i dont know why you have her but if I had her is would be because I was trying to get closer to ol' Donald

HELP ME SOLVE THE MYSTERY PLEASE: Why in the name of the Universe did I add "Ivanka Trump" as a Contact?

Only GOD knows!!!!!!!

I cannot recommend a good Father's day gift as My Father is no longer...

HELP ME SOLVE THE MYSTERY PLEASE: Why in the name of the Universe did I add "Ivanka Trump" as a Contact?

You just had nothing better to do. didn't you?

well since you added "Ivanka Trump"as a contact, the questions is did she add you?

probably not, so just to delete her and forget her.

HELP ME SOLVE THE MYSTERY PLEASE: Why in the name of the Universe did I add "Ivanka Trump" as a Contact?

It's a nightmare for watching Shrek!0!

Good luck!0!

HELP ME SOLVE THE MYSTERY PLEASE: Why in the name of the Universe did I add "Ivanka Trump" as a Contact?

Gun to my head, I'd guess that you've got some wild notion about nominating Judas Rabbi....

But the comb-over doesn't hurt.

HELP ME SOLVE THE MYSTERY PLEASE: Why in the name of the Universe did I add "Ivanka Trump" as a Contact?

You probably clicked on her question as to what is a good gift for father's day. As a father and a grandfather, I can appreciate the sentiment. I would stop beating yourself up over this. You did someone a mitsvah, how can that be a bad thing?

HELP ME SOLVE THE MYSTERY PLEASE: Why in the name of the Universe did I add "Ivanka Trump" as a Contact?

Well...I think you missed a few possibilities here. Sorry.

--If this is the "Official" one that posted that Father's Day question, well...now you have a "contact" who *cannot* be Reported for Abuse or given so much as a Thumbs Down. Seriously....Yahoo Answers treats their "Official" celebrities differently from the rest of us peons. -_- Sad but true. She most likely can't be blocked as a troll either. So....if she ever gives you the time of day (ha! riiight...) you now have a Contact who can completely break the rules here with *absolute* impunity, at least as far as anything *we* could do about it.

Just don't let this get to your head....odds are Miss Trump doesn't even know we *exist* over here, and that this is all just a fiction conjured up by an army of publicists ("Have your people talk to my people, and maybe sometime in the next *decade* we'll do lunch.....February 30th looks free so far.").

--And. Well. In the overwhelmingly *likely* case that this *is not* Miss Trump, you now are in contact with someone who has a pair big enough that he or she can freely *impersonate* Miss Trump. ^_^

Which in all honesty, seems to have more potential for use *for you* as a Contact here.

Either way....I'd suggest you just put this out of your mind. Remove her as a Contact if you are allowed to (yes, Yahoo is a bit mean and over-protective of their Official Celebrities here, and that is the polite version of it), but even if you aren't, don't think of your new contact as "Ivanka Trump".

Just think of her as some loony neighbor you ran into once here on Answers, be polite, be cordial, and see where it goes. Keeping an open mind on these matters can't hurt. Well, ok, at least not as much as letting it make you *crazy* would. Just see it for what it is--a small power trip that you were *allowed* to make a Contact of her--and leave it be.

Odds are it won't be of use to you anyway....but hey. ^_^

I hope this helps, and thanks for your time. ^_^

HELP ME SOLVE THE MYSTERY PLEASE: Why in the name of the Universe did I add "Ivanka Trump" as a Contact?

Because that is making me laugh and is making you go cuckoo! :-)

Who is Ivanka Trump anyway?

You're funny, dude!!!!! :-)

Thanks!

HELP ME SOLVE THE MYSTERY PLEASE: Why in the name of the Universe did I add "Ivanka Trump" as a Contact?

Stepping "out of pattern", occasionally, wakes one up...changes things...allows for new energy....and oh, why not! =)

HELP ME SOLVE THE MYSTERY PLEASE: Why in the name of the Universe did I add "Ivanka Trump" as a Contact?

Curiosity? Well, I'm safe. Never heard of her!